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Hippo Man Vs. Dr. Hurricane

Aug 3, 2016

Hippo Man Vs. Dr. Hurricane

Aug 3, 2016
Hippo Man Vs. Dr. Hurricane


The Case of Dr. Hurricane and the Flying Asphalt Shingles

Dr. Hurricane has something brewing once again. The evil doctor has plans to unleash a hurricane in Melbourne, Florida, and his target is the roofs of Melbourne residents’ homes.

However, there is good news for the residents of Melbourne. Hippo Man is determined to defeat Dr. Hurricane.

It’s August 3, 2016, the wind is howling and the rain is pouring at the home of Athena Miller in Melbourne, Florida.

blowing water“There’s no way my asphalt shingle roof will withstand the winds of this hurricane,” Athena thought to herself as she sat in her living room reading the headlines of the evening news.

“What was it I read just the other day, something about metal roofing contractors here in Melbourne…” Athena stated out-loud.

DUN-DUH-DUN, in enters Hippo Man.

“Athena, you must have seen an ad for Hippo Roofing. Hippo Roofing is your source for local roofing contractors who specialize in installing metal roofs that can withstand 150 mph winds, will lower your home’s energy usage, and are the same cost as asphalt shingle roofing options,” Hippo Man declared.

WOOSH, Dr. Hurricane blows into the room.

“Hippo Man, do you really think your metal DefederRoof will be able to stand against the winds that my hurricane will blow into Melbourne?” Dr. Hurricane huffed.

With the draw of his metal DefenderRoof, Hippo Man held his metal roof in place against the unleashing of Dr. Hurricane’s most forceful winds, and Dr. Hurricane was defeated at the home of Athena Miller.

“Wow, Hippo Man. From now on, I will only trust the durability of Hippo Roofing’s DefenderRoof,” proclaimed Athena.

“You’re very wise, Athena,” said Hippo Man. “Now, I’m off to save the roof of another Melbourne resident from the evil forces of Dr. Hurricane,” Hippo Man shouted in victory.

Melbourne’s Roofing Contractors

At Hippo Roofing, we will install the metal roof your home needs to withstand hurricane season in Florida. Call us for an appointment to install your metal DefenderRoof today.

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